Because you like George Costanza in Seinfeld

Sally Albright is high maintenance who she thinks she's low maintenance. But she's still worth it. See them in When Harry Met Sally....

An All-American football player, a ping pong star, and a freakishly determined runner, Forrest Gump has a ton of stories to tell. See them in Forrest Gump.

After being resurrected and discovering his new morphing abilities, Alex Mercer uses them to combat the virus now ravaging New York. See them in Prototype Series.

Ash Williams is a houseware clerk at S-Mart and the Chosen One. See them in The Evil Dead.

This elf loves smiling, eating sugar, and spreading Christmas cheer. And no matter what, Buddy always sees the best in people. See them in Elf.

Roger is a pansexual alcoholic non-human who will happily lie, cheat and steal to get what he wants. See them in American Dad!.

David Rose likes his rose chilled, his linens pressed, and his family quiet. See them in Schitt's Creek.

A resourceful ship systems engineer, Isaac Clarke does his best to batttle the infection spreading across space. See them in Dead Space.

Though seemingly caring and calm, this motel owner has a mysterious streak of intensity. See them in Psycho.

Short on book smarts but long on compassion, this high school football player secretly has a soulful side. See them in Glee.

Joey Tribbiani's true passions in life are acting, sandwiches, football, sex, and asking ladies, "how you doing?" See them in Friends.