Because you like George Costanza in Seinfeld

This elf loves smiling, eating sugar, and spreading Christmas cheer. And no matter what, Buddy always sees the best in people. See them in Elf.

Roger is a pansexual alcoholic non-human who will happily lie, cheat and steal to get what he wants. See them in American Dad!.

Though seemingly caring and calm, this motel owner has a mysterious streak of intensity. See them in Psycho.

After being resurrected and discovering his new morphing abilities, Alex Mercer uses them to combat the virus now ravaging New York. See them in Prototype Series.

Ash Williams is a houseware clerk at S-Mart and the Chosen One. See them in The Evil Dead.

Bob Belcher runs a lonely burger joint, and even though his wit is lost on his eccentric family, he doesn't let that faze him. See them in Bob's Burgers.

Short on book smarts but long on compassion, this high school football player secretly has a soulful side. See them in Glee.

Joey Potter is a low-key girl next door in love with her best friend. See them in Dawson's Creek.

A resourceful ship systems engineer, Isaac Clarke does his best to batttle the infection spreading across space. See them in Dead Space.

A rugged frontiersman and consummate survivor, Hugh Glass has a relationship with the natural world that is downright spiritual. See them in The Revenant.

Waylon Smithers would do anything for his boss, and would love to do a few things *to* him. See them in The Simpsons.