Because you like Cosmo Kramer in Seinfeld

Lazy and cynical‚ Bernard Black is the ultimate curmudgeon. See them in Black Books.

Everyone is just a chess piece, and Izaya Orihara is a master player. See them in Durarara!!.

The cutest kitty this side of the galaxy, Nepeta Leijon is mischievous, caring, and obsessed with romance. See them in Homestuck.

Detective Alec Hardy doesn't let anyone get too close to him. See them in Broadchurch.

Yuri Plisetsky's a hotheaded punk off the ice, incredible artist on it. See them in Yuri on Ice.

A skating genius, Victor Nikiforov dazzles women and men with a single glance. But deep down he's a cheerful goof. See them in Yuri on Ice.

He's the great Black Star, and he's come to assassinate you. See them in Soul Eater.

Being beautiful and rich doesn't guarantee happiness for Cheryl Blossom. See them in Riverdale.

Kiara Carrera is a hippie socialist who likes sea turtles more than people. See them in Outer Banks.

The main priority for Nagisa Hazuki is making sure that everyone has fun. See them in Free! Iwatobi Swim Club.

The only constant in Night Vale is Cecil's hypnotic voice. See them in Welcome to Night Vale.

What Mako Mankanshoku lacks in common sense, she makes up for in sheer optimism and force of personality. See them in Kill la Kill.