Because you like John Dorian in Scrubs

Part archaeologist, part philosopher, part politician, Jean-Luc Picard is an unashamed intellectual who runs a tight ship. See them in Star Trek: The Next Generation.

Andy Bernard is a preppy Cornell grad who's very likely to break into an acapella performance. See them in The Office.

Sideshow Bob is a bitter ex-performer who was forced to do inhumane stunts for slapstick comedy. Now he's exacting revenge on his former boss, a clown. See them in The Simpsons.

Shawn Hunter may be a bit of a rebellious bad boy, but he has a heart that's pure gold. See them in Boy Meets World.

A suave manipulator, Sebastian Valmont is valiantly fighting off a developing conscience. See them in Cruel Intentions.

Mike Hannigan is a lawyer-turned-pianist who loves to tap into his kooky side. See them in Friends.

David Nolan is a noble fairy tale prince with the heart of a hero, regardless of whether he can remember his past or not. See them in Once Upon a Time.

C is for cookie, and that's more than good enough for him. See them in Sesame Street.

Freddie Freeman is a superhero aficionado with a dark sense of humor. See them in DC Extended Universe.

Troy Bolton is a triple threat: singing, dancing, and basketball. See them in High School Musical.

When he’s not working at the banana stand or awkwardly hitting on his cousin, George Michael tries his best to appease his father. See them in Arrested Development.