Because you like John Dorian in Scrubs

Chuck Bartowski is a sweet, laid-back electronics store/top secret government employee. See them in Chuck.

Samantha Jones is a try-sexual who'll try anything once. See them in Sex and the City.

Michael Scofield is no criminal, and he didn't get jailed by accident. See them in Prison Break.

Burton Guster is a level-headed investigator with a "Super Sniffer" nose. See them in Psych.

Xander Harris' life motto: laugh in the face of danger and then hide until it goes away. See them in Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

A consummate schemer with a knack for solving mysteries, Shawn Spencer has trouble taking anything seriously. See them in Psych.

Marshall Eriksen is a lawyer in love who is enjoying life. See them in How I Met Your Mother.

Maurice Moss is a dedicated IT guy who even talks like a computer. See them in The IT Crowd.

For Jack Pearson, the best thing about having triplets is giving three times the love. See them in This Is Us.

Howard Wolowitz is an engineer whose serious mommy issues somehow haven't dimmed his confidence. See them in The Big Bang Theory.

Relentlessly cheery Ned Flanders enjoys a nice piece of bread with water on the side for dipping See them in The Simpsons.

Cyclops shoots lasers out of his eyes, destroying anything in his line of sight. See them in X-Men Series.