Because you like Ann Perkins in Parks and Recreation

When the going gets tough, Rick Grimes gets tougher. It's a very useful trait when the world goes to hell. See them in The Walking Dead.

This high school queen bee has everything, including a genius-level IQ—a fact Lydia Martin keeps hidden to maintain her image. See them in Teen Wolf.

An infamous vampire, Alucard is a one-man killing machine with a philosophical side. See them in Hellsing.

Christian Grey is just as controlling in the bedroom as the boardroom. See them in Fifty Shades of Grey.

Hiccup Haddock III may be the only Viking nerd in recorded history. See them in How to Train Your Dragon.

Francis Freeman may be impervious to pain, but he sure knows how to inflict it. See them in Deadpool.

Rhodes has to trust his conscience to guide him through a political struggle that could change the very shape of modern warfare. See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.

Gru's more misunderstood than evil, and if he'd rule over the world like he takes care of his three daughters, we'd be in good hands. See them in Despicable Me.

Teddy Sanders loves his frat brothers so much he might never leave school. See them in Neighbors.

Billionaire playboy by day and vigilante archer by night, Oliver Queen aims to rid Starling City of crime and atone for his past mistakes. See them in DC Extended Universe.

John Locke is an eerily calm, confident believer in the magic of the island that gave him his legs back. See them in Lost.

He's an eccentric pirate making it up as he goes along. He's Jack Sparrow, savvy? See them in Pirates of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl.