Because you like Poussey Washington in Orange Is The New Black

This metal-bending mutant may be misaligned with the genetically normal people of the world, but Magneto's got class for days. See them in X-Men Series.

Not only could Hellboy avenge your death, he'd also have a sense of humor about it and not let it ruin the rest of his night. See them in Hellboy.

Big Boss is a disillusioned mercenary commander who wants to create a world for soldiers (and soldiers alone). See them in Metal Gear Series.

Driven by guilt and rage, Kratos is less a man and more an unstoppable avatar of anger and hate. See them in God of War.

While Jay Gatsby doesn't necessarily like to attend his parties, he knows how to throw a world-class bash. See them in The Great Gatsby.

Thanks to the contributions of this 14-year-old, the world is only occasionally destroyed by his grandfather. See them in Rick and Morty.

Holden Caulfield is convinced that the whole adult world is full of phonies. See them in The Catcher in the Rye.

Georgina Sparks uses beauty, brains, and power to always get her way. See them in Gossip Girl.

Kiara Carrera is a hippie socialist who likes sea turtles more than people. See them in Outer Banks.

Oliver Tate is extremely articulate but hopelessly awkward. That's not a recipe for teenage happiness. See them in Submarine.

He's a troubled insomniac in search of a moment to rest and a meaning to his existence. See them in Fight Club.

Yuri Plisetsky's a hotheaded punk off the ice, incredible artist on it. See them in Yuri on Ice.