Because you like Anastasia Steele in Fifty Shades of Grey

Barry Egan has too many anger issues to list here. See them in Punch Drunk Love.

Knuckles the Echidna is a 16-year-old red echidna (aka a spiny anteater) and guardian of the ancient Master Emerald. See them in Sonic the Hedgehog.

Ariel knows there's a whole other world above the sea, but exploring it comes at a big price. See them in The Little Mermaid.

Bojack Horseman is a former sitcom star who loves sharing his opinions with anyone who will listen. Oh, and drinking. A lot! See them in Bojack Horseman.

Brian Robeson is a true survivor through and through. See them in Hatchet.

If anyone can stay optimistic and friendly under harsh alien rule, it's Alyx Vance. See them in Half-Life 2.

Tobias "Four" Eaton is only afraid of four things, but you should probably be afraid of him. See them in Divergent.

Insightful about everyone else's neuroses, Rose Lalonde is not as aware of her own. See them in Homestuck.

R is sweet for a zombie. See them in Warm Bodies.

Lazy and cynical‚ Bernard Black is the ultimate curmudgeon. See them in Black Books.

The black sheep of his family, Rhett Butler grew up to have charm and to see things as they are. He just doesn't give a damn anymore. See them in Gone with the Wind.

Juno MacGuff is hoping sarcasm will get her through the stress of teenage life. And also, teenage pregnancy. See them in Juno.