Because you like Mary Margaret Blanchard in Once Upon a Time

Alex DeLarge likes his favorite milk-based, drug-laced cocktail. It helps him get in the mood for a night of "ultra violence." See them in A Clockwork Orange.

Teddy Sanders loves his frat brothers so much he might never leave school. See them in Neighbors.

All it takes to change the course of history is the will of a single man called John Price. See them in Call of Duty Series.

Jade Jade Harley might not be the best at reading social cues, but her bravery and selflessness means she's a great friend to have. See them in Homestuck.

If you hang out with Bender in cool dive bars in 31st century New York, make sure you're on his "Do Not Kill" list. See them in Futurama.

Not only could Hellboy avenge your death, he'd also have a sense of humor about it and not let it ruin the rest of his night. See them in Hellboy.

Char is always thinking two or three steps ahead of the enemy. See them in Mobile Suit Gundam Series.

A charismatic and misunderstood FBI agent, Dale Cooper relies on dreams and premonitions to solve cases. See them in Twin Peaks.

Meat Boy tenaciously throws himself into danger, and when he fails, he immediately gets back up and tries again. See them in Super Meat Boy.

Roman Roy is an entitled rich boy, but he's smarter than he seems. See them in Succession.