Because you like Captain Hook in Once Upon a Time

Jack Bauer is a terrorist fighter who is scared of nothing and no one. The clock is ticking! See them in 24.

Kyle Broflovski is an motional fourth-grader who plays Guitar Hero, speaks Pig Latin, and fights with his "Fat Ass" friend Cartman. See them in South Park.

A gifted detective, Rust Cohle is as dark and twisty as any murderer he chases. See them in True Detective Season 1.

Carol Aird is driven to fight to make her life better, regardless the consequences. See them in Carol.

Dazai Osamu's last goal in life would be to commit double suicide with a beautiful woman. Unfortunately, no one he meets seems to share the same interest. See them in Bungou Stray Dogs.

A daring conman, Flynn Rider is so charismatic that you might not mind when he steals from you. See them in Tangled.

Donkey Kong is a strong, banana-loving, and caring uncle to Diddy Kong. See them in Donkey Kong.

A powerful mob boss, Vito Corleone is always making offers people can't refuse. See them in The Godfather.

A soulful bass player, Nick O'Leary can't stop sending breakup CDs to his ex. See them in Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist.

Michael Bluth is the only sane person in a family of eccentrics. At least, that's how he thinks of himself. See them in Arrested Development.

An off-beat dork, John Egbert is funny, inventive, and endlessly optimistic. See them in Homestuck.

Both brave and foolhardy, Thomas trusts his instincts above all else. See them in The Maze Runner.