Because you like Randy Hickey in My Name Is Earl

Oliver Tate is extremely articulate but hopelessly awkward. That's not a recipe for teenage happiness. See them in Submarine.

Samwell Tarly is a scholar, not a fighter. But that's not good for an aspiring member of the Night's Watch. See them in Game of Thrones.

Carol Peletier's credo: your strength comes from who you are, not who you used to be. See them in The Walking Dead.

Eugene H. Krabs is a greedy restaurant owner who won't let a dime out of the reach of his claws. See them in SpongeBob SquarePants.

Burton Guster is a level-headed investigator with a "Super Sniffer" nose. See them in Psych.

Marshall Eriksen is a lawyer in love who is enjoying life. See them in How I Met Your Mother.

Patrick Star enjoys life's simple pleasures because he can't wrap his brain around anything more complicated. See them in SpongeBob SquarePants.

The vampire that killed Zero Kiryu's family also infected him, and he starts to crave blood, much to his horror. See them in Vampire Knight.

Formerly a "sweater-set-wearing, mojito-drinking sorority girl", Paige Collins is now a successful sculptor with slight memory loss. See them in The Vow.

Jack's big imagination is never limited by his incredibly cramped surroundings. See them in Room.

Donna Pinciotti is strong, independent, and empathetic. No one messes with her. See them in That '70s Show.