Because you like Randy Hickey in My Name Is Earl

Michaelangelo is an above-ground crime-fighter by night, and a pizza-eating, sewer-dwelling mutant ninja turtle by day. See them in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

Ted Logan wants to party on, but if doesn't get an A+ on his history presentation, he'll flunk out and be sent to a military school in Alaska. See them in Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure.

1986 is Eddie Munson’s year, at least until a mysterious force begins plaguing Hawkins yet again and he’s suspected of murder. See them in Stranger Things.

Olive Hoover is an irrepressible child beauty queen (or would-be queen) who doesn't play by your rules. See them in Little Miss Sunshine.

Chef is a swinging bachelor and former R&B singer with a leopard-skin upholstered couch and some great stories. See them in South Park.

A neurotic people pleaser, Tom Wambsgans is both ambitious and spineless. See them in Succession.

Chuck Bartowski is a sweet, laid-back electronics store/top secret government employee. See them in Chuck.

All of Tate Langdon's obsessions are dangerous. See them in American Horror Story.

Ted is a cursing, smoking, drinking teddy bear who's anything but cuddly. See them in Ted.

Illiterate and oblivious, Crash Bandicoot is still a hero. See them in Crash Bandicoot.

Lloyd Dobler is a kickboxer wearing his heart on his sleeve who would do anything for the woman he loves. See them in Say Anything.

Don't tell anyone Kate Austen was under arrest when the plane crashed. See them in Lost.