Because you like Gloria Delgado-Pritchett in Modern Family

Bart Simpson is an aspiring juvenile delinquent who doesn't want you to have a cow, man! See them in The Simpsons.

A suave womanizer, Jacob Palmer has turned seduction into a science. See them in Crazy, Stupid Love.

Everyone Barney Stinson knows is getting married or pregnant. But he's just getting more awesome. See them in How I Met Your Mother.

This is not a democracy. According to Torrance Shipman, it's a "cheerocracy." See them in Bring It On.

Elaine Benes is a tough New Yorker who can hang with the guys, and date the ones who are "sponge-worthy." See them in Seinfeld.

On the football field, Tim Riggins has it together. But off the field, he sports bloodshot eyes and broken hearts. See them in Friday Night Lights (TV).

Aldous Snow is a rock star who plays hard and parties harder. See them in Get Him to the Greek.

Tyler Gage is going to have to step up soon on the dance floor. Otherwise, it's back to janitorial work. See them in Step Up.

Norma Bates may look like a harmless housewife, but don't let that fool you. See them in Bates Motel.

A laid-back stoner, Ben Stone wasn't planning on life's ultimate responsibility. See them in Knocked Up.

As an undercover cop, Schmidt is getting to relive high school as a cool kid. See them in 21 Jump Street.

Jenko was top dog in high school. Now he's bottom of the pack in the police academy. See them in 21 Jump Street.