Because you like Radar O'Reilly in M*A*S*H

He tells you everything you need to know: "I. Am. Groot." See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.

Steve Rogers is a good soldier. But above all, he's a good man. See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.

When their organization was infiltrated by evil HYDRA, who was the one guy Captain America trusted? A former soldier with kickass wings named Sam Wilson. See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.

A caring, curious, and considerate android, Vision could crush your skull if he had to. But he'd rather not. See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.

Homer Simpson is a beer-loving disaster in charge of nuclear safety in Springfield. Everybody run! See them in The Simpsons.

John Bender's interests include marijuana, fighting, and breaking the rules. See them in The Breakfast Club.

Susanna Kaysen is an aspiring writer, despairing young woman who struggles with suicidal thoughts. See them in Girl, Interrupted.

Liv Moore is a sarcastic high-achiever turned morally conflicted zombie. See them in iZombie.

Regina Mills is a cold evil queen turned chilly town mayor. See them in Once Upon a Time.

It is a truth universally acknowledged that Elizabeth Bennet doesn't suffer fools or prideful men. See them in Pride & Prejudice.

Morticia Addams hates anything bright and cheery and loves all things ghoulish, ghastly, and violent. See them in The Addams Family.