Because you like Sawyer Ford in Lost

Severus Snape is a misanthropic potions teacher with a vindictive streak. See them in Harry Potter Series.

Seth is short-tempered, crude, and terrible at school, but hopefully there's nothing an epic party can't fix. See them in Superbad.

Dash Parr's super speed helps with his impatience. See them in The Incredibles.

He tells you everything you need to know: "I. Am. Groot." See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.

With his own ship, Peter Quill calls his own shots, and gets to fly from planet to planet blasting '70s pop hits and picking up alien chicks. See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.

Thor is Asgardian nobility who is tickled by how us earthlings live. See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.

Christian Grey is just as controlling in the bedroom as the boardroom. See them in Fifty Shades of Grey.

Cinder has been beaten down by the world, but she's learning that her cyborg abilities are pretty helpful. See them in Cinder .

Leonard "Bones" McCoy is passionate, moral, and ready to stitch you back together. See them in Star Trek.

Charismatic, sociopathic, and dramatic, Charlie Bronson wants nothing more than to be famous. See them in Bronson.

Hoban Washburne shows you can be a hotshot space pilot *and* play with dinosaurs. See them in Firefly.

Shrek is a nasty-on-the-surface ogre with a heart of gold and an earful of wax. See them in Shrek.