Because you like Deandra "Dee" Reynolds in It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
Guillermo is the best servant a vampire could ask for. For years now. Not that he's counting. See them in What We Do In The Shadows.
Dewey Finn will rock you. He feels rock and roll in his blood and guts. See them in School of Rock.
Wheatley's got an endless supply of bad ideas that he wants to share. See them in Portal Series.
Abbi Abrams is the ultimate wingwoman because she wants nothing more than to have a good time for its own sake. See them in Broad City.
Samantha Jones is a try-sexual who'll try anything once. See them in Sex and the City.
April Ludgate doesn't like sunshine. She's more of a blood and guts kinda girl. See them in Parks and Recreation.
Logan Huntzberger is a daredevil, romantic, and heir to a media empire. See them in Gilmore Girls.
Blunt, petty, neurotic, Larry David can never live and let live. See them in Curb Your Enthusiasm.
The chronically bizarre Dwight Schrute is the world’s most dependable assistant to the regional manager. See them in The Office.
Donna Pinciotti is strong, independent, and empathetic. No one messes with her. See them in That '70s Show.
Helena is a mentally unstable, childish, and completely merciless. And most of all, she's an unstoppable killer. See them in Orphan Black.
Sue Sylvester has a win-at-all-costs philosophy, a bizarre fixation on a school singing club, and a fashion style that involves a red tracksuit. See them in Glee.