Because you like Artemis Fowl in Artemis Fowl

Sometimes being a supportive girlfriend like Ophelia doesn't work out too well. See them in Hamlet.

Matilda Wormwood is so smart, she taught herself how to be psychic. See them in Matilda.

A childlike space cadet, Brittany Pierce has a surprisingly open-minded spirit. See them in Glee.

Logan Huntzberger is a daredevil, romantic, and heir to a media empire. See them in Gilmore Girls.

Shrek is a nasty-on-the-surface ogre with a heart of gold and an earful of wax. See them in Shrek.

Wei Shen is an undercover cop on a mission for justice (or at least vengeance). See them in Sleeping Dogs.

Free-spirited Annie Hall goes through life saying "La-di-da, la-di-da, la la." See them in Annie Hall.

Ben Barber is ready to show you that he's twice the man you think he is. See them in Ride Along.

Bart Simpson is an aspiring juvenile delinquent who doesn't want you to have a cow, man! See them in The Simpsons.

Gregor Samsa is an ordinary man in an abnormal predicament. See them in The Metamorphosis.

Jack Skellington is a nightmare-man with a soft heart and smooth voice. See them in The Nightmare Before Christmas.