Because you like Artemis Fowl in Artemis Fowl

Lying is the most fun a girl like Alice can have without taking her clothes off. See them in Closer.

Daria Morgendorffer is so defensive that she actively works to make people dislike her so that she don't feel bad when they do. See them in Daria.

Kagami Hiiragi keeps her grades up, helps at Takanomiya Shrine, serves as class president, and hangs out with her friends. See them in Lucky Star.

Although she's the queen of killer comebacks and one-liners, Janis Ian is honest about her feelings and cares deeply about her friends. See them in Mean Girls.

1986 is Eddie Munson’s year, at least until a mysterious force begins plaguing Hawkins yet again and he’s suspected of murder. See them in Stranger Things.

Level-headed Ian Gallagher may be focused on his goals, but he's got a mischievous side too. See them in Shameless.

You'll never get Alaska Young. And that's the whole point. See them in Looking for Alaska.

Susanna Kaysen is an aspiring writer, despairing young woman who struggles with suicidal thoughts. See them in Girl, Interrupted.

Kiara Carrera is a hippie socialist who likes sea turtles more than people. See them in Outer Banks.

Eren Jaeger will erase the Titans from this world until not a single one remains. See them in Attack on Titan.

Rarity has been dreaming of the day her designs will dazzle Canterlot. See them in My Little Pony.

Oliver Tate is extremely articulate but hopelessly awkward. That's not a recipe for teenage happiness. See them in Submarine.