Because you like Mark Sloan in Grey's Anatomy

Not only could Hellboy avenge your death, he'd also have a sense of humor about it and not let it ruin the rest of his night. See them in Hellboy.

What Troy Barnes lacks in common sense, he makes up for with heart. See them in Community.

Castiel might be an immortal angel, but the human world is still more than a little confusing. See them in Supernatural.

If you hang out with Bender in cool dive bars in 31st century New York, make sure you're on his "Do Not Kill" list. See them in Futurama.

This metal-bending mutant may be misaligned with the genetically normal people of the world, but Magneto's got class for days. See them in X-Men Series.

He tells you everything you need to know: "I. Am. Groot." See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.

If you need her, Lisa Simpson will be in her room with her saxophone and a good book. See them in The Simpsons.

If only real life were as easy for Abed Nadir to understand as he knows pop culture. See them in Community.

A courageous boy robot, Mega Man is dedicated to achieving everlasting peace. See them in Mega Man.

He's an eccentric pirate making it up as he goes along. He's Jack Sparrow, savvy? See them in Pirates of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl.

Korra is stubborn, outgoing, and faced with huge responsibilities she might not be ready for. See them in The Legend of Korra.

Whether he’s hacking or dodging a bullet, Neo has a poker face that never drops. And it doesn’t hurt that he’s prophesied to be "The One" to save humanity. See them in The Matrix.