Because you like Shoshanna Shapiro in Girls

With an A.I. as loyal and witty as Cortana, who needs humans? See them in Halo.

Roger is a pansexual alcoholic non-human who will happily lie, cheat and steal to get what he wants. See them in American Dad!.

Jacob Black is the boy next door who's also the wolf next door. See them in Twilight.

A Vietnam vet, Travis Bickle spends his days driving his taxi and watching porn flicks. See them in Taxi Driver.

Donkey Kong is a strong, banana-loving, and caring uncle to Diddy Kong. See them in Donkey Kong.

Veronica Lodge is a sophisticated girl who always, no matter what, absolutely gets what she wants. See them in Archie Comics.

Eric Forman's interests include smoking weed, collecting Luke Skywalker memorabilia, eating Fatso burgers, and making his dad mad. See them in That '70s Show.

Experiment 626 was designed for one thing: to destroy everything he touches. See them in Lilo & Stich.

Kristoff may seem standoffish, but this ice harvester has a warm heart. See them in Frozen.

Andy Dwyer might not be completely literate, but he makes up for it in spirit. See them in Parks and Recreation.

Shaggy might be a bit of a slacker, but his heart and his stomach are usually in the right place. See them in Scooby-Doo.

Velma Dinkley is all about getting results, not taking credit. She is the unsung hero of Mystery Inc. See them in Scooby-Doo.