Because you like Stephen Dedalus in A Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man

When the going gets tough, Dre Johnson gets tougher. Well, he'd like to think he does. See them in Blackish.

Don't worry about this forensic scientist offing you unless you're a serial killer yourself. (You're not, right? Just checking.) See them in Dexter.

Liv Moore is a sarcastic high-achiever turned morally conflicted zombie. See them in iZombie.

If Jack Torrance is one of his moods, you'll be the unlucky victim of the most bone-chilling, sinister yellers around. Bring your own axe. See them in The Shining.

Jessica Rabbit isn't bad. She's just drawn that way. See them in Who Framed Roger Rabbit.

The only thing Albert Wesker cares about is turning himself into a God. See them in Resident Evil Series.

Egon Spengler prefers collecting spores, molds, and fungus to interacting with people. See them in Ghostbusters.

Give in to the dark side with vampire Lestat; it's more fun. See them in Interview with the Vampire: The Vampire Chronicles.

Leonidas is not the kind of king who merely gives orders; rather, he's out on the battlefield fighting alongside his men. See them in 300.

Point the fun-loving Pippin Took towards second breakfast, and he's one happy hobbit. See them in The Lord of the Rings.

Liu Kang spends his days training his body and spirit, seeking to become the ultimate warrior. See them in Mortal Kombat.