Because you like Philip J. Fry in Futurama

A poised, stately man-out-of-time, Ichabod Crane typically faces the modern world with wry quip. See them in Sleepy Hollow.

Dewey Finn will rock you. He feels rock and roll in his blood and guts. See them in School of Rock.

Ursula will oh-so-generously grant your wishes for a price. See them in The Little Mermaid.

Michael Scofield is no criminal, and he didn't get jailed by accident. See them in Prison Break.

Call her. Beep her. If anyone's in trouble, Kim Possible is there. See them in Kim Possible.

Small and curious, he is a 50-year-old baby of a peculiar green species with unusual abilities. See them in The Mandalorian.

Samwell Tarly is a scholar, not a fighter. But that's not good for an aspiring member of the Night's Watch. See them in Game of Thrones.

Popular jock Andrew Clark is pretty bizarre. He's just better at hiding it, that's all. See them in The Breakfast Club.

A formerly righteous wizard, Saruman has been corrupted by the forces of evil. See them in The Lord of the Rings.

A cursed pirate captain, Barbossa is greedy, vengeful, and surprisingly cheeky. See them in Pirates of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl.

Few can match this dwarf when it comes to self-confidence. Gimli is as eager for a good time as he is for a fight. See them in The Lord of the Rings.