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Dorothy Gale is a down-home Kansas girl in a bizarre fantasy land with beautiful red shoes. See them in The Wizard of Oz.

Mother Gothel is a great mother as long as you never, ever, break the rules. See them in Tangled.

People think Karen Smith is a dumb blonde, but she disagrees and is proud she can predict the weather with her breasts. See them in Mean Girls.

Jasmine dreams of something more than palace life, and she's not afraid to go get it. See them in Aladdin.

A courageous boy robot, Mega Man is dedicated to achieving everlasting peace. See them in Mega Man.

Applejack's practicality complements her caring nature. She is the loyalest of friends and the most dependable of ponies. See them in My Little Pony.

Butters Stotch is a kind-hearted student who likes ladybugs, Charlie's Angels, art class, baby-back ribs, and Little Bunny Foo Foo. See them in South Park.

Louise Belcher might be just a kid, but she can manipulate just about anyone with a pulse. All in the name of fun, of course. See them in Bob's Burgers.

We defy you to find a man who's ever been cooler while simply saying his own name. See them in Casino Royale.

The only thing Albert Wesker cares about is turning himself into a God. See them in Resident Evil Series.

A daring hacker, Trinity is one of the few rebels who escaped the Matrix, a simulation in which most of humanity is enslaved. See them in The Matrix.