Because you like Ignatius Reilly in A Confederacy of Dunces

Topanga Lawrence has been a put-together intellectual since basically the moment she could talk. See them in Boy Meets World.

Scooby-Doo always keeps his priorities in order: eat snacks first, solve mysteries later. See them in Scooby-Doo.

Blaine Anderson is a put-together prep school boy with the voice of an angel. See them in Glee.

Catherine Linton was once spontaneous and rowdy but ever since marrying the wealthy Edgar, she has morphed into a boiling pot of emotional outbursts. See them in Wuthering Heights.

It's time somebody has to take over. It might as well be Fish Mooney. See them in Gotham.

V is a violent anarchist with literally nothing left to lose. But, he might have a point. See them in V for Vendetta.

A Vietnam vet, Travis Bickle spends his days driving his taxi and watching porn flicks. See them in Taxi Driver.

A former child mayor fallen from grace, Ben Wyatt is still trying to pick up the pieces years later. See them in Parks and Recreation.

Donkey Kong is a strong, banana-loving, and caring uncle to Diddy Kong. See them in Donkey Kong.

Tiffany Doggett is usually a nice, good Christian. Just don't get her riled up! See them in Orange Is The New Black.

A bloodsucker, Carlisle Cullen is actually more likely to give you a blood infusion. See them in Twilight.

Quinn Fabray can become a monster when there is something she wants. See them in Glee.