Because you like Niles Crane in Frasier

If this slick ad man doesn't like the conversation, he changes it—while drinking and smoking. See them in Mad Men.

Cat Grant gets what she wants: a piping hot latte or an interview with Supergirl. See them in Supergirl.

Jackie Burkhart is a privileged princess with a healthy dose of self-confidence. See them in That '70s Show.

Combining an innocent face with an insatiable bloodlust, Eli recruits friends to join the vampire way of life. See them in Let the Right One In.

Petyr Baelish's main assets? A sharp mind, deep pockets, and no scruples. See them in Game of Thrones.

A consummate schemer with a knack for solving mysteries, Shawn Spencer has trouble taking anything seriously. See them in Psych.

Charles Boyle is the human equivalent of a puppy, only slightly less adorable. See them in Brooklyn Nine-Nine.

A machete-wielding mass-murderer, Jason Voorhees is a terrifying blank slate. See them in Friday the 13th.

Mitchell Pritchett prefers to have a place for everything and everything in its place. See them in Modern Family.