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Holden Caulfield is convinced that the whole adult world is full of phonies. See them in The Catcher in the Rye.

A fight every now and then makes Dante's life a little more interesting. See them in Devil May Cry.

This mathematical genius doesn't have time for small talk; Alan Turing needs to break Enigma, the Nazi's cipher machine. See them in The Imitation Game.

Leonidas is not the kind of king who merely gives orders; rather, he's out on the battlefield fighting alongside his men. See them in 300.

Bobby Singer is a redneck ghost hunter, but all he wants to do is retire to the junk yards of South Dakota. See them in Supernatural.

Detective Alec Hardy doesn't let anyone get too close to him. See them in Broadchurch.

Rukia Kuchiki is a cool and collected warrior who has trouble opening up to anyone. See them in Bleach.

An infamous vampire, Alucard is a one-man killing machine with a philosophical side. See them in Hellsing.

This is not a democracy. According to Torrance Shipman, it's a "cheerocracy." See them in Bring It On.

A legendary warrior with a complicated relationship to the truth, Jaime Lannister is revered and reviled in equal measure See them in Game of Thrones.

As the White House Press Secretary, C. J. Cregg is a master of verbal karate and the best damn basketball player in Ohio Valley history. See them in The West Wing.

John Yossarian is trapped in irony as he must be insane to leave the war but if he does try to leave, he'll be deemed sane and will be forced to stay, See them in Catch-22.