Because you like Dexter Morgan in Dexter

Christian Grey is just as controlling in the bedroom as the boardroom. See them in Fifty Shades of Grey.

Bart Simpson is an aspiring juvenile delinquent who doesn't want you to have a cow, man! See them in The Simpsons.

People make more sense to the hyper-logical Temperance Brennan after they're dead. See them in Bones.

Mystique is a shape-shifting mutant who, after too many disappointments, does not want to co-exist with humans. See them in X-Men Series.

A fun-loving jokester, Alistair isn't ready for the responsibilities he faces. See them in Dragon Age Series.

Remy Hadley is a closed book—a cynical, super-smart closed book. See them in House M.D..

Meat Boy tenaciously throws himself into danger, and when he fails, he immediately gets back up and tries again. See them in Super Meat Boy.

Melinda May is a woman of few words and many talents. Most of them martial. See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.

Juno MacGuff is hoping sarcasm will get her through the stress of teenage life. And also, teenage pregnancy. See them in Juno.

This barber doesn't cut hair. Sweeney Todd sends his clients down a chute to be baked into his partner-in-crime's pies. See them in Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street.