Because you like Lynette Scavo in Desperate Housewives

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Walter White
1390

Walter White's knowledge of chemistry allows him to cook astoundingly pure meth, leading to a rapid – albeit tumultuous – rise in the criminal drug world. See them in Breaking Bad.

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Death
1392

There are certain souls the surprisingly sensitive Death would rather not reap. See them in The Book Thief.

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Jack Sparrow
5987

He's an eccentric pirate making it up as he goes along. He's Jack Sparrow, savvy? See them in Pirates of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl.

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Gloria Delgado-Pritchett
1533

Gloria Delgado-Pritchett's big personality is rivaled only by her big heart. Wait, did we mention she's gorgeous? See them in Modern Family.

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Patrick Bateman
1483

Wearing couture pinstripe suits over his cut abs, banker Patrick has a way with the ladies. But his relationships never end well. See them in American Psycho.

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Number Five
1433

Number Five is a 58-year-old man trapped in his 13-year-old body. See them in The Umbrella Academy.

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Klaus Hargreeves
1335

Klaus Hargreeves is funny, flirty, and high at any given moment, but he's also the most emotionally literate of his super-powered siblings. See them in The Umbrella Academy.

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Captain America / Steve Rogers
3048

Steve Rogers is a good soldier. But above all, he's a good man. See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.

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Lucy
1513

Accessing more than 10 percent of your brain can do strange things to anyone, and Lucy is Exhibit A. See them in Lucy.

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Lisa Simpson
2727

If you need her, Lisa Simpson will be in her room with her saxophone and a good book. See them in The Simpsons.

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Harley Quinn
1427

Gotham's unhinged Clown Princess of Crime will call you puddin', then punch you in the face. See them in DC Extended Universe.

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Tarzan
1391

Tarzan is walking the line between human and animal. Good thing he has excellent balance. See them in Tarzan.