Because you like Ali G in Da Ali G Show

Disgust is a friend who makes sure you stay away from all things gross. See them in Inside Out.

Alex DeLarge likes his favorite milk-based, drug-laced cocktail. It helps him get in the mood for a night of "ultra violence." See them in A Clockwork Orange.

A premier member of the leather cat-suit club, Selene can chill you with a stony look, or ice you with her ninja moves. See them in Underworld.

Lying is the most fun a girl like Alice can have without taking her clothes off. See them in Closer.

Beware! Anton Chigurh carries a coin with him, which he forces his victims to flip to decide whether they will live or die. See them in No Country for Old Men.

Django was once a slave. Now that he has a taste of freedom, he understandably wants a full meal. See them in Django Unchained.

Ted Mosby is a hopelessly romantic architect in search of someone to be the mother of his children. See them in How I Met Your Mother.

Duck, girl, and legend: Ahiru's identities confuse even herself at times, and she often wonders which of them is truly her. See them in Princess Tutu.

Saul Goodman can get just about any lying crook off the hook in court. Well, as long as he can make a buck out of it. See them in Breaking Bad.

Experiment 626 was designed for one thing: to destroy everything he touches. See them in Lilo & Stich.

Philip J. Fry accidentally cryogenically froze himself for a millennium. See them in Futurama.

Cady Heron is the new girl in town who's also new to the world of high school, period. See them in Mean Girls.