Because you like Jeff Greene in Curb Your Enthusiasm
Philip J. Fry accidentally cryogenically froze himself for a millennium. See them in Futurama.
A believer in the philosophy of Nietzsche, Dwayne Hoover has taken a vow of silence until he becomes a test pilot for the Air Force. See them in Little Miss Sunshine.
Shaggy might be a bit of a slacker, but his heart and his stomach are usually in the right place. See them in Scooby-Doo.
Experiment 626 was designed for one thing: to destroy everything he touches. See them in Lilo & Stich.
Jax Teller can be cool or vengeful, calm or wrathful, depending on the situation. See them in Sons of Anarchy.
Clarice Starling is patiently working with one serial killer to stop another. See them in The Silence of the Lambs.
GLaDOS will supply the food when you get together: a delicious cake. Of course, it could just be a trap so she can kill you. It’s hard to say. See them in Portal Series.
Big Boss is a disillusioned mercenary commander who wants to create a world for soldiers (and soldiers alone). See them in Metal Gear Series.
Lucille Bluth doesn't understand the question, and she won't respond to it. And you're probably better off. See them in Arrested Development.
A crooked cop, Harvey Bullock is the product of a not-so-just criminal justice system. See them in Gotham.
