Because you like Emily Prentiss in Criminal Minds

An exuberant prankster, Naruto Uzumaki craves acknowledgement of any kind. See them in Naruto.

An ironic hipster with a healthy dose of self-deprecation, Dave strives to be cool at all costs. See them in Homestuck.

A good-natured and academically minded superhero, Dan Dreiberg can still get his hands dirty in a fight. See them in Watchmen.

Effortlessly sexy, calm, and collected, Eric Northman is equally at home ripping off heads and flirting with waitresses. See them in True Blood.

Steven Universe is an excitable youth who likes junk food and trying to save the world. See them in Steven Universe.

Lelouch vi Britannia is a high school student by day, masked destroyer of tyrannical empires by night. See them in Code Geass.

A gentle alchemist who is soul-bound to a giant suit of armor, Alphonse Elric is growing into the responsibility handed to him. See them in Fullmetal Alchemist.

Father to a murdered son and husband to a murdered wife, Maximus Decimus Meridius will have his vengeance. See them in Gladiator.

The son of Death has an obsession with perfection and symmetry. See them in Soul Eater.

While he might be too cool for school, Soul isn't too cool to do the right thing. See them in Soul Eater.

A powerful dragon-hunting warrior, Dovahkiin is destined for great things. See them in The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim.