Because you like Aaron Hotchner in Criminal Minds

If Jack Torrance is one of his moods, you'll be the unlucky victim of the most bone-chilling, sinister yellers around. Bring your own axe. See them in The Shining.

Don't tell anyone Kate Austen was under arrest when the plane crashed. See them in Lost.

Charlotte York is an idealistic art curator who loves horses, tennis and Elizabeth Taylor movies. See them in Sex and the City.

Hedwig is a lost soul with a punk rock spirit. See them in Hedwig and the Angry Inch.

Ned is kind, warm, and gifted with an all-powerful touch. See them in Pushing Daisies.

All of Tate Langdon's obsessions are dangerous. See them in American Horror Story.

Yes, she's an "older" woman, but that just makes Mrs. Robinson sexier and more seductive. See them in The Graduate.

The Sohma family is just plain cursed, and Yuki Sohma has to learn to live with it – or so he thinks. See them in Fruits Basket.

Thanks to the contributions of this 14-year-old, the world is only occasionally destroyed by his grandfather. See them in Rick and Morty.

Herion is Mark Renton's favorite drug. He sniffs it, smokes it, swallows it, sticks it up his arse, and injects it into his veins. See them in Trainspotting.

The Ice King is lonely and looking for a princess to sweep him off his feet. See them in Adventure Time.

Pepper Potts can run a company, manage an egomaniac, and take down bad guys, all without breaking a sweat. See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.