Because you like Phoebe Halliwell in Charmed

Teddy Sanders loves his frat brothers so much he might never leave school. See them in Neighbors.

If you hang out with Bender in cool dive bars in 31st century New York, make sure you're on his "Do Not Kill" list. See them in Futurama.

Spike Spiegel is a bounty-hunter with a laidback style and lightning-quick moves. See them in Cowboy Bebop.

Titus Andromedon will show you the ropes, help you with your problems, and sing at you constantly, whether you like it or not. See them in Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt.

Few high school students could be less concerned with labels. See them in Ouran High School Host Club.

Finn is the world's last human who's "all about" understanding right and wrong. See them in Adventure Time.

Napoleon Dynamite loves tater tots, mythical beasts, and reveling in his awkwardness. See them in Napoleon Dynamite.

Jenko was top dog in high school. Now he's bottom of the pack in the police academy. See them in 21 Jump Street.

Ron Swanson is the man's man's man's man. See them in Parks and Recreation.

An exuberant prankster, Naruto Uzumaki craves acknowledgement of any kind. See them in Naruto.