Character Recommendations Based on Terry Jeffords

Aldous Snow Get Him to the Greek

One of the last members of a dying breed: A rock star who plays hard and parties harder

Ariel The Little Mermaid

For a mermaid, it's humans that are the strange ones

Belle Beauty and the Beast

Bookworm with a big heart and big ideas

Severus Snape Harry Potter Series

A misanthropic potions teacher with a vindictive streak, Snape's true motivations are murky

Hannah Baker Thirteen Reasons Why

A buoyant spirit broken by the cruelties of high school

Jordan Belfort The Wolf of Wall Street

They say money can't buy happiness, but this reckless, high-flying stockbroker knows otherwise

Integra Hellsing Hellsing

This vampire hunter doesn’t tolerate failure, least of all her own

James Bond Casino Royale

We defy you to find a man who's ever been cooler while simply saying his own name

Damon Salvatore The Vampire Diaries

He used to miss being human. Now he can't think of anything more miserable

SpongeBob SquarePants SpongeBob SquarePants

He lives in a pineapple under the sea. Absorbent and yellow and porous is he