Because you like Lain Iwakura in Serial Experiments Lain

Lying is the most fun a girl like Alice can have without taking her clothes off. See them in Closer.

Dazai Osamu's last goal in life would be to commit double suicide with a beautiful woman. Unfortunately, no one he meets seems to share the same interest. See them in Bungou Stray Dogs.

Jack Skellington is a nightmare-man with a soft heart and smooth voice. See them in The Nightmare Before Christmas.

Chuckie Finster is a baby afraid of everything from clowns to closets, unless his best friend's by his side. See them in Rugrats.

Trevor Phillips is an unpredictable maniac who tortures people for no reason. See them in Grand Theft Series.

Always headed towards adventure, Goku is frequently with a band of loyal companions at his side. See them in Dragon Ball.

Moe Szyslak is the crabby owner of the grimiest bar in Springfield. See them in The Simpsons.

Marie Antoinette may be a fun-loving queen who has it all, but her husband doesn't know how to have sex, and an angry mob wants to cut off her head. See them in Marie Antoinette.

Turanga Leela is the daughter of two mutants who live in the sewers below New York City. See them in Futurama.

Patrick Star enjoys life's simple pleasures because he can't wrap his brain around anything more complicated. See them in SpongeBob SquarePants.