Because you like Lain Iwakura in Serial Experiments Lain

Lying is the most fun a girl like Alice can have without taking her clothes off. See them in Closer.

Jack Skellington is a nightmare-man with a soft heart and smooth voice. See them in The Nightmare Before Christmas.

He's a troubled insomniac in search of a moment to rest and a meaning to his existence. See them in Fight Club.

Chuckie Finster is a baby afraid of everything from clowns to closets, unless his best friend's by his side. See them in Rugrats.

Trevor Phillips is an unpredictable maniac who tortures people for no reason. See them in Grand Theft Series.

Always headed towards adventure, Goku is frequently with a band of loyal companions at his side. See them in Dragon Ball.

Moe Szyslak is the crabby owner of the grimiest bar in Springfield. See them in The Simpsons.

Patrick Star enjoys life's simple pleasures because he can't wrap his brain around anything more complicated. See them in SpongeBob SquarePants.

Killua Zoldyck is so tired of killing. He just wants to be a kid, hanging out and doing stuff with his friends. See them in Hunter x Hunter.

Turanga Leela is the daughter of two mutants who live in the sewers below New York City. See them in Futurama.