Because you like Gene Belcher in Bob's Burgers

A machete-wielding mass-murderer, Jason Voorhees is a terrifying blank slate. See them in Friday the 13th.

Chef is a swinging bachelor and former R&B singer with a leopard-skin upholstered couch and some great stories. See them in South Park.

Gordie Lachance never had any friends later on like the ones he had when I was twelve. See them in Stand By Me.

Jessica Rabbit isn't bad. She's just drawn that way. See them in Who Framed Roger Rabbit.

Stan Marsh is a fourth grader who is the ladies man of his classroom. See them in South Park.

Joe West is overprotective and secretive when his children are involved. See them in DC Extended Universe.

Benji Applebaum is not a total nerd. He also happens to be super into magic. See them in Pitch Perfect.

Jughead Jones loves burgers, his friends, and philosophizing with his unique brand of wisdom. See them in Archie Comics.

Shawn Hunter may be a bit of a rebellious bad boy, but he has a heart that's pure gold. See them in Boy Meets World.

Anger is a cantankerous hothead whose job is to get others riled up. See them in Inside Out.

After years of living vicariously through other people's heroic stories, Wade Watts is about to become a hero himself. See them in Ready Player One.

Taystee Jefferson is always down for a laugh and to help a friend out. See them in Orange Is The New Black.