Because you like Bernard Black in Black Books

A secret smoker, Margot Tenenbaum has plenty more secrets where that came from. See them in The Royal Tenenbaums.

There can be no doubt that Ben Linus is a huge liar. But one man's lies are another man's necessary steps to protect his people. See them in Lost.

Waylon Smithers would do anything for his boss, and would love to do a few things *to* him. See them in The Simpsons.

Krusty The Clown somehow makes life sillier and more somber at the same time. See them in The Simpsons.

Quentin Coldwater has always suspected there was something different about him, and now he has the chance to prove it. See them in The Magicians.

Despite the war-torn world around him, Mal Reynolds still holds onto the shred of hope that life can be more than just living another day. See them in Firefly.

Gregor Samsa is an ordinary man in an abnormal predicament. See them in The Metamorphosis.

Eliot Waugh is the unspoken leader of his group of friends at a school for magic. See them in The Magicians.

Drusilla's hobbies include dolls, music, and killing people. See them in Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

Frederick Frankenstein is an eccentric (O.K., maybe a little insane) professor who is excited to be delving into his family's past. See them in Young Frankenstein.

A reclusive introvert, Liz Sherman has a temper that's literally lethal. See them in Hellboy.

A suave manipulator, Sebastian Valmont is valiantly fighting off a developing conscience. See them in Cruel Intentions.