Because you like Butthead in Beavis and Butthead

Illiterate and oblivious, Crash Bandicoot is still a hero. See them in Crash Bandicoot.

Elaine Benes is a tough New Yorker who can hang with the guys, and date the ones who are "sponge-worthy." See them in Seinfeld.

C is for cookie, and that's more than good enough for him. See them in Sesame Street.

A stylish agent, Agent J would rather improvise than play by the rules. See them in Men in Black.

Michaelangelo is an above-ground crime-fighter by night, and a pizza-eating, sewer-dwelling mutant ninja turtle by day. See them in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

Dallas Winston is headed down a dangerous, criminal road. See them in The Outsiders.

Gretchen Wieners is the gossip queen in her clique. See them in Mean Girls.

Morpheus is wise enough to see into the bones of the world. See them in The Matrix.

Scooby-Doo always keeps his priorities in order: eat snacks first, solve mysteries later. See them in Scooby-Doo.

Brian Griffin is the most scholarly member of the family—when he's not drunk on martinis. See them in Family Guy.

Can you be reckless and still be in control? Neil McCormick hopes so. See them in Mysterious Skin.

Shaggy might be a bit of a slacker, but his heart and his stomach are usually in the right place. See them in Scooby-Doo.