Because you like Butthead in Beavis and Butthead

Knuckles the Echidna is a 16-year-old red echidna (aka a spiny anteater) and guardian of the ancient Master Emerald. See them in Sonic the Hedgehog.

Ted is a cursing, smoking, drinking teddy bear who's anything but cuddly. See them in Ted.

Ultron is security software turned evil mastermind. See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.

Count Olaf is a traveling actor, except he can't act and his homicidal tendencies make finding work pretty difficult. See them in Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events.

Mr. Pink doesn't tip. Enough said. See them in Reservoir Dogs.

Sophia Burset will teach you how to navigate the prison world and maybe how to make cute shower shoes from commissary items too. See them in Orange Is The New Black.

Gordie Lachance never had any friends later on like the ones he had when I was twelve. See them in Stand By Me.

Michaelangelo is an above-ground crime-fighter by night, and a pizza-eating, sewer-dwelling mutant ninja turtle by day. See them in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

Needles Kane says shut up and bleed. See them in Twisted Metal .

Zeratul is cryptic, mystic, and not to be messed with. See them in StarCraft .

Egon Spengler prefers collecting spores, molds, and fungus to interacting with people. See them in Ghostbusters.

Blunt, petty, neurotic, Larry David can never live and let live. See them in Curb Your Enthusiasm.