Because you like Beavis in Beavis and Butthead

Herion is Mark Renton's favorite drug. He sniffs it, smokes it, swallows it, sticks it up his arse, and injects it into his veins. See them in Trainspotting.

As a doctor-in-training, John Dorian should have his head in the game. But most of the time, it's in the clouds. See them in Scrubs.

The Ice King is lonely and looking for a princess to sweep him off his feet. See them in Adventure Time.

Donna Pinciotti is strong, independent, and empathetic. No one messes with her. See them in That '70s Show.

No baths please for Gary the Snail. See them in SpongeBob SquarePants.

Nala is a strong lioness who's loyal to her friends. See them in The Lion King.

Kim Kelly is a high school bully who's normally in a bad mood. But there's a softer side to her. See them in Freaks and Geeks.

El Diablo's fiery temper produces actual fire. See them in Suicide Squad.

Barry Egan has too many anger issues to list here. See them in Punch Drunk Love.

Elaine Benes is a tough New Yorker who can hang with the guys, and date the ones who are "sponge-worthy." See them in Seinfeld.

Lazy and cynical‚ Bernard Black is the ultimate curmudgeon. See them in Black Books.

George Costanza is short, stocky, bald, neurotic, and the self-proclaimed "king of the idiots." See them in Seinfeld.