Because you like Gaius Baltar in Battlestar Galactica

George Costanza is short, stocky, bald, neurotic, and the self-proclaimed "king of the idiots." See them in Seinfeld.

There isn't a man in the world who executes his job with more finesse than Monsieur Gustave H. See them in The Grand Budapest Hotel.

Neal Cassidy is a charming former thief with a heroic side. See them in Once Upon a Time.

Ishmael is a quiet observer on a larger-than-life quest. See them in Moby Dick.

A working class janitor with a world-class mind, Will Hunting is cocky, brash, and combative about his future. See them in Good Will Hunting.

Aladdin is a street-thief who is on his way up. Way, way up! See them in Aladdin.

Poussey Washington is a former army brat who loves to read and loves her friends. See them in Orange Is The New Black.

Liz Lemon is a lover of comedy, geek stuff, and night cheese. See them in 30 Rock.

For Morgana, sometimes wanting to do the right thing can led you down the wrong path. See them in Merlin.

Darlene is a free-spirited hacktivist who follows her own moral compass. See them in Mr. Robot.

Lloyd Dobler is a kickboxer wearing his heart on his sleeve who would do anything for the woman he loves. See them in Say Anything.

A monstrous pirate captain, Davy Jones is quite literally heartless. See them in Pirates of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl.