Because you like Lindsay Bluth Funke in Arrested Development

Leonard "Bones" McCoy is passionate, moral, and ready to stitch you back together. See them in Star Trek.

Susan Pevensie is sensible, practical, and fiercely protective of those she loves. See them in The Chronicles of Narnia.

Velma Dinkley is all about getting results, not taking credit. She is the unsung hero of Mystery Inc. See them in Scooby-Doo.

Moe Szyslak is the crabby owner of the grimiest bar in Springfield. See them in The Simpsons.

Roger Kint is a nervous, weak, ham-handed criminal. We think. See them in The Usual Suspects.

Veronica Mars is a sarcastic private eye whose biggest mission is surviving high school. See them in Veronica Mars.

Waylon Smithers would do anything for his boss, and would love to do a few things *to* him. See them in The Simpsons.

It turns out the girl of your dreams just might have dreams of her own. See them in (500) Days of Summer.

Wendy Testaburger is a born leader who is not afraid to stand up to the other fourth graders for what she believes in. See them in South Park.

Usually the life of the party, Laszlo is now seriously planning the vampiric takeover of the New World. Or at least Staten Island. See them in What We Do In The Shadows.