Because you like Lindsay Bluth Funke in Arrested Development

Simba just can't wait to be king, but he's got a lot of growing up to do first. See them in The Lion King.

He's an eccentric pirate making it up as he goes along. He's Jack Sparrow, savvy? See them in Pirates of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl.

Damon Salvatore used to miss being human. Now he can't think of anything more miserable. See them in The Vampire Diaries.