Because you like Gob Bluth in Arrested Development
There's never a dull moment when this mischievous high-schooler gets up to his hijinks. Save Ferris! See them in Ferris Bueller's Day Off.
Alex DeLarge likes his favorite milk-based, drug-laced cocktail. It helps him get in the mood for a night of "ultra violence." See them in A Clockwork Orange.
A few millennia in the mortal realm have caused DEATH to be quite enamored of life. See them in Discworld.
Michael Kelso gets by on his good looks and his openhearted nature. See them in That '70s Show.
Don't worry about this forensic scientist offing you unless you're a serial killer yourself. (You're not, right? Just checking.) See them in Dexter.
Sydney Bristow is a kick-ass double agent on a mission for revenge. See them in Alias.
Working as a captain in the American Expeditionary Forces and a spy for British Intelligence, Steve Trevor wants to end World War I once and for all. See them in DC Extended Universe.
Aldous Snow is a rock star who plays hard and parties harder. See them in Get Him to the Greek.
A poised, stately man-out-of-time, Ichabod Crane typically faces the modern world with wry quip. See them in Sleepy Hollow.
It's impossible to say whether Winifred Burkle is cuter than she is smart, or vice versa. See them in Angel.