Because you like Hayley Smith in American Dad!

Woody is a selfless leader of Andy's toys who likes change less than a snake in his boots. See them in Toy Story.

Simon Spier has long known that he's gay, but he doesn't know how to open up about that – even to his closest friends See them in Love, Simon.

Ultron is security software turned evil mastermind. See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.

The chronically bizarre Dwight Schrute is the world’s most dependable assistant to the regional manager. See them in The Office.

Howard Wolowitz is an engineer whose serious mommy issues somehow haven't dimmed his confidence. See them in The Big Bang Theory.

Keeping your cool is just as useful in the underworld as in war, and Michael Corleone is stone-cold. See them in The Godfather.

Summer Roberts is privileged and preppy but also surprisingly open-minded and fiercely loyal. See them in The O.C..

Alex Dunphy's self-reliant intelligence comes with a healthy dash of sarcasm. See them in Modern Family.

Gordie Lachance never had any friends later on like the ones he had when I was twelve. See them in Stand By Me.

This barber doesn't cut hair. Sweeney Todd sends his clients down a chute to be baked into his partner-in-crime's pies. See them in Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street.

His name is Chucky, and he's your friend till the end. Hidey-ho! See them in Child's Play.