Because you like Francine Smith in American Dad!

Breaking bones and hearts, Callie Torres has figured out how to put the bones back together. But the hearts? Not so much. See them in Grey's Anatomy.

Mitchell Pritchett prefers to have a place for everything and everything in its place. See them in Modern Family.

A cursed pirate captain, Barbossa is greedy, vengeful, and surprisingly cheeky. See them in Pirates of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl.

Barry Egan has too many anger issues to list here. See them in Punch Drunk Love.

Simon Spier has long known that he's gay, but he doesn't know how to open up about that – even to his closest friends See them in Love, Simon.

Kathryn Merteuil may be a vain sociopath, but you won't be able to look away. See them in Cruel Intentions.

The chronically bizarre Dwight Schrute is the world’s most dependable assistant to the regional manager. See them in The Office.

Marv is a brutish but principled thug who'd be right at home on an ancient battlefield. See them in Sin City.

Britta Perry has never met a cause she couldn't passionately champion—at least for a little bit. See them in Community.

This isn't the Captian Hook of your nightmares; he's charming and devilishly handsome. See them in Once Upon a Time.

Michael is an angelic architect with a whimsical worldview. See them in The Good Place.

As high-strung as she is talented, Rachel Berry both marches and sings to the beat of her own drum. See them in Glee.