Because you like Archie Bunker in All in the Family

Trevor Phillips is an unpredictable maniac who tortures people for no reason. See them in Grand Theft Series.

After years of being a nerdy loner, Seth Cohen can't wait to shower charm on his newfound friends. See them in The O.C..

Jack Twist is a playful free-spirit, but he isn't afraid to fight for what he wants. See them in Brokeback Mountain.

Oliver Tate is extremely articulate but hopelessly awkward. That's not a recipe for teenage happiness. See them in Submarine.

Samwell Tarly is a scholar, not a fighter. But that's not good for an aspiring member of the Night's Watch. See them in Game of Thrones.

Scooby-Doo always keeps his priorities in order: eat snacks first, solve mysteries later. See them in Scooby-Doo.

Carol Peletier's credo: your strength comes from who you are, not who you used to be. See them in The Walking Dead.

Burton Guster is a level-headed investigator with a "Super Sniffer" nose. See them in Psych.

Brian Griffin is the most scholarly member of the family—when he's not drunk on martinis. See them in Family Guy.

Patrick Star enjoys life's simple pleasures because he can't wrap his brain around anything more complicated. See them in SpongeBob SquarePants.

An intriguing bundle of contradictions, Sawyer Ford trusts no one on the island, and no one should trust him. See them in Lost.