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When their organization was infiltrated by evil HYDRA, who was the one guy Captain America trusted? A former soldier with kickass wings named Sam Wilson. See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.

A weather-controlling mutant, Storm doesn't just use her powers to ruin Magneto's day with unexpected showers. She is truly a badass. See them in X-Men Series.

Nick Fury is an enigmatic, manipulative, and eye-patched director of the Avengers Initiative. See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.

A fourth grader without a moral compass, Eric Cartman lives on KFC, Taco Bell, Pizza Hut, and Cheesy Poofs. See them in South Park.

The son of Death has an obsession with perfection and symmetry. See them in Soul Eater.

Edward Elric has a quick mind along with a quick temper. See them in Fullmetal Alchemist.

Jim Halpert is a master at the art of making it through the work day, including participating in an office Olympics. See them in The Office.

Castiel might be an immortal angel, but the human world is still more than a little confusing. See them in Supernatural.

Cynicism is his armor and words are his weapons, but what Tyrion Lannister would really like is some nice wine. See them in Game of Thrones.

Manipulative, gorgeous, and sharp as a tack, Blair Waldorf is a classic product of the Upper East Side. See them in Gossip Girl.

Even the smallest person can change the course of the world, if he's brave enough. See them in The Lord of the Rings.