Because you like Kevin Khatchadourian in We Need to Talk About Kevin

Ted Logan wants to party on, but if doesn't get an A+ on his history presentation, he'll flunk out and be sent to a military school in Alaska. See them in Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure.

Count Olaf is a traveling actor, except he can't act and his homicidal tendencies make finding work pretty difficult. See them in Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events.

Green skin, pointy hat, evil cackle—this villain has it all! See them in The Wizard of Oz.

This lab mouse has one thing on his huge brain: trying to take over the world on a nightly basis. See them in Pinky and the Brain.

Gordie Lachance never had any friends later on like the ones he had when I was twelve. See them in Stand By Me.

A Berlin-based locksmith by day, Wolfgang Bogdanow is a world-class thief by night. He can also see out of other people's eyes, but that's a different issue. See them in Sense8.

Riley Blue is trying to outrun her bad luck, but she might not be fast enough. See them in Sense8.

Andrew Glouberman is trying to make it through puberty with his sanity intact. See them in Big Mouth.

John Wick is a widowed former Navy Seal who becomes a notoriously effective hitman, killing over 124 people with gunshots alone. See them in John Wick.

A born psychopath, don't expect Michael Myers to understand the difference between right and wrong. See them in Halloween.