Because you like Dr. Manhattan in Watchmen

Danny Zuko's car is auto-matic. Its system-matic. Its hyyyyydro-matic. Why, its greased lightning! See them in Grease.

Veronica Sawyer thinks that if you were happy every day of your life you wouldn't be a human being, you'd be a game-show host. See them in Heathers.

Oscar Martinez is a national accountant in an office of weirdos. See them in The Office.

They say prison changes you, and Piper Chapman is figuring that out the hard way. See them in Orange Is The New Black.

Detective Alec Hardy doesn't let anyone get too close to him. See them in Broadchurch.

Bob Belcher runs a lonely burger joint, and even though his wit is lost on his eccentric family, he doesn't let that faze him. See them in Bob's Burgers.

Roger is a pansexual alcoholic non-human who will happily lie, cheat and steal to get what he wants. See them in American Dad!.

Eliot Waugh is the unspoken leader of his group of friends at a school for magic. See them in The Magicians.

Fun and feisty on the outside, Meredith Grey is dark and twisty on the inside. See them in Grey's Anatomy.

Terry Jeffords (and his muscles) may look ferocious, but inside he's just a caring mama hen. See them in Brooklyn Nine-Nine.

The Ice King is lonely and looking for a princess to sweep him off his feet. See them in Adventure Time.

Christine Daae has been secretely taking lessons from a phantom musician. It sounded less creepy in her head. See them in The Phantom of the Opera.