Because you like EVE in WALL-E

Bedside manner is for chumps, not the brilliant Dr. Gregory House. See them in House M.D..

Talented but anxious, Shinji Ikari struggles to bear the challenges that life hands him. See them in Neon Genesis Evangelion.

Good-natured, sensitive, and introspective, Mason is on a lifelong path to finding himself. See them in Boyhood.

Patrick's time as a fake psychic made him a master manipulator. But he now seeks to only use his talent for good. See them in The Mentalist.

An escaped convict on a mission, Sirius Black is brooding, brave, and reckless. See them in Harry Potter Series.

Imperator Furiosa is a badass patriarchy toppler. She'll do anything to secure a better, freer future for the women she cares for. See them in Mad Max: Fury Road.

Stewie Griffin is just your average evil-genius, talking, sociopathic baby. See them in Family Guy.

With the ocean breeze behind him and the open seas ahead of him, Jack Dawson feels as if he is king of the world. See them in Titanic.

Tina Belcher is on the cusp of puberty, and she has no shame when it comes to boys, butts, and brassieres. See them in Bob's Burgers.

A literal fallen star, Yvaine is temperamental, sarcastic, and a bit on edge. See them in Stardust.

If this slick ad man doesn't like the conversation, he changes it—while drinking and smoking. See them in Mad Men.